Santorum Hates Facts Being Taught at Colleges

Obviously what Republican presidential hopeful Rick Santorum meant when he said President Obama "wants every kid to go to college. The indoctrination that occurs at American universities is one of the keys to the left holding and maintaining power in America," was that while in college, students are not taught the basic fundamentals of the modern GOP.  In other words, they're indoctrinated.

You see, colleges have this terrible bias against teaching make-believe things.  For example, in college you will learn that Reagan didn't actually shrink government.  That he instead grew government to huge levels, raised spending every year, tripled the federal debt and created huge budget deficits.  Republicans don't want this sort of stuff taught especially at institutions propped up by tax money.  They want our young impressionable minds taugh that Reagan should be on Mt. Rushmore.  That he ushered in some new form of small government conservatism that has only been recently broken up by Obama.

Anything that teaches the opposite of what Republicans believe is liberal indoctrination.  Another great example is our Glorious War in Iraq.  We can't teach students that Bush lied us into war.  Oh heck no.  That would be un-Patriotic.  To avoid indoctrinating them we must teach them that Iraq had something to do with 9/11, that-- according to Santorum himself-- we found the WMD, and that our very survival as a God-fearing nation stood at the brink of our invasion. 

Colleges should also only be allowed to teach such undeniable facts like the economy was in great shape until January 2009; that Obama created the trillion dollar deficits; that slavery never happened, heck in fact, just remove all mentions of slavery from the textbooks.  Let's get un-doctrinated!  It's GOP time America!!