11/5/09

The Storming of The Hill!

Don't dare miss out on the millions of Tea Baggers ascending upon Capitol Hill today to stare their enemies in the eye.

Super Crazy Lunatic Michelle Bachmann (R-MN) is leading the charge to march Freedom Fighters through the Halls of Congress in a last ditch effort to stop health care reform.

"Nothing scares a member of Congress more than a freedom-loving American," Bachmann said. "We learned that during the town halls."

Reminds me of the frenzy of whiskey burning.

In other news, Bachmann's chief of staff has resigned. I have no idea why.

*Update:

The flaming liberals at the pink commie rag known as TPM outright stole my labeling of one of the greatest mass social movements of my generation. Normally I wouldn't care, but since my grand kids will be reading about The Storming of The Hill in their history books, I can't help but speak out and demand some credit.