Don't dare miss out on the millions of Tea Baggers ascending upon Capitol Hill today to stare their enemies in the eye.

Super Crazy Lunatic Michelle Bachmann (R-MN) is leading the charge to march Freedom Fighters through the Halls of Congress in a last ditch effort to stop health care reform.

"Nothing scares a member of Congress more than a freedom-loving American," Bachmann said. "We learned that during the town halls."

Reminds me of the frenzy of whiskey burning.

In other news, Bachmann's chief of staff has resigned. I have no idea why.

*Update:

The flaming liberals at the pink commie rag known as TPM outright stole my labeling of one of the greatest mass social movements of my generation. Normally I wouldn't care, but since my grand kids will be reading about The Storming of The Hill in their history books, I can't help but speak out and demand some credit.