11/23/09

Republican Rapper Earns His Street Cred

As part of the pledge by GOP chairman Michael Steele for the Republican Party to turn a corner and become more "hip-hop" in order to carry on its "Renaissance!," Republicans have found their new flavor in gangsta rapper Hi Caliber, an unemployed thugalicious Tea Bagger from Jersey.

Hi Caliber gave one heck of a fantastic Patriotic interview to Christina Bellantoni from TPM last week. Ironically, he tells her that he's not a Republican he merely only votes for them. He "reluctantly" voted for John McCain because someone who isn't Republican surely wouldn't have voted third party or simply written their own name in that's for sure. Strangely enough, the 34 year old unemployed Super Patriot and Freedom Fighter is waiting on the "Messiah" because when the Messiah does return he of course will be Republican.

I think for the next hip-hop extravaganza, the GOP should do a pants-off dance-off. Thug it out with me now:

I've been arrested for being white and hanging with blacks/ I've been robbed by brothers for being white and that's a fact/ I've been called white devil, been called a n***er lover/ Got not love for Hitler, call Martin my brother/ You see we're all brothers in the eyes of Christ/