3/1/09

der Führer Speaks

Fresh out of rehab and jail, the leader of the Republican Party rallied the base and directed his marching orders to a frenzied crowd at the CPAC event. Energizing a base that celebrates the nuclear destruction of the nation's third largest city, Rush Limbaugh used his coveted catch phrases about freedom, patriotism and capitalism to direct scorn in the way of President Obama.
It was not us asking whether Barack Obama was authentic. What we were asking is: Is he wrong? We concluded, yes. We still think so. But we didn't ask if he was authentically black. We didn't say, as some Southern Christian Leadership Conference leaders said: Barack is not authentic, he's not got any slave blood. He's really not down for the struggle, but his wife is. So don't expect the race industry to go away. Southern Christian Leadership Conference -- you may not know this, because it wasn't reported in the Drive-By Media -- the racism, the sexism, the bigotry that we're all charged with, just so you across the United States of America know, and you'll see demonstrated here as the afternoon goes on, doesn't exist on our side. We want everybody to succeed.
Rush Limbaugh is the Republican Party. He is their mind, their sole and their voice. Throughout the destruction of the GOP, Limbaugh is but a lone survivor and the Party is his to form and mold however he sees fit. The members cheer and clap for a man they see as the only one able to deliver them back to glory. And exaggerating I am not.
Limbaugh's impassioned keynote speech, punctuated by chest-thumping, fist-pumping and chants of "USA" from the crowd, capped off three days of talk at CPAC focusing on rebuilding the Republican Party.
That's from a major news source, not from me. They yell and cheer and thump their chests like cavemen and believe Limbaugh is truly the embodiment of the USA. Every word he speaks is the truth in their eyes and ears and only Limbaugh can place the USA back on the true conservative course our Founding Fathers intended. I just wonder if Limbaugh passed out his pills of Viagra to the audience to get the circle jerk moving.